Two and a Half Men (Dwóch i pół)
Charlie Harper prowadzi niczym nieskrępowane życie zamożnego kawalera. Ta idylla kończy się jednak gdy do jego samotni przybywa brat Alan ze swoim 10-letnim synkiem Jake'iem. Jakby tego było mało, życie zatruwają mu 3 kobiety: żona Alana, egoistyczna matka oraz atrakcyjna sąsiadka Rose, z którą Charlie miał kiedyś przelotny romans. Pomimo skomplikowanych relacji bracia znajdują nić porozumienia. Obaj kochają Jake'a i chcą stworzyć mu prawdziwy dom.
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
01x01 | Pilot | ||
01x02 | Big Flappy Bastards | ||
01x03 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hel | ||
01x04 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to | ||
01x05 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump | ||
01x06 | Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monke | ||
01x07 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | ||
01x08 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | ||
01x09 | Phase One, Complete | ||
01x10 | Merry Thanksgiving | ||
01x11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | ||
01x12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones | ||
01x13 | Sara Like Puny Alan | ||
01x14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas | ||
01x15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick | ||
01x16 | That Was Saliva, Alan | ||
01x17 | Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats | ||
01x18 | An Old Flame With a New Wick | ||
01x19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | ||
01x20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | ||
01x21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing | ||
01x22 | My Doctor has a Cow Puppet | ||
01x23 | Just Like Buffalo | ||
01x24 | Can You Feel My Finger? |
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
02x01 | Back Off Mary Poppins | ||
02x02 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | ||
02x03 | A Bag Full of Jawea | ||
02x04 | Go Get Mommy's Bra | ||
02x05 | Bad News from the Clinic | ||
02x06 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | ||
02x07 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | ||
02x08 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | ||
02x09 | Yes, Monsignor | ||
02x10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater | ||
02x11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | ||
02x12 | A Lungful of Alan | ||
02x13 | Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair | ||
02x14 | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut | ||
02x15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand | ||
02x16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? | ||
02x17 | Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! | ||
02x18 | It Was Mame, Mom | ||
02x19 | A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise | ||
02x20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | ||
02x21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | ||
02x22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | ||
02x23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | ||
02x24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? |
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
03x01 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | ||
03x02 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | ||
03x03 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | ||
03x04 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | ||
03x05 | We Called It Mr. Pinky | ||
03x06 | Hi, Mr. Horned One | ||
03x07 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | ||
03x08 | That Voodoo That I Do Do | ||
03x09 | Madame and Her Special Friend | ||
03x10 | Something Salted and Twisted | ||
03x11 | Santa's Village of the Damned | ||
03x12 | That Special Tug | ||
03x13 | Humiliation is a Visual Medium | ||
03x14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | ||
03x15 | My Tongue is Meat | ||
03x16 | Ergo, The Booty Call | ||
03x17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser | ||
03x18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler | ||
03x19 | Golly Moses, She's A Muffin | ||
03x20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | ||
03x21 | And the Plot Moistens | ||
03x22 | Just Once With Aunt Sophie | ||
03x23 | Arguments for the Quickie | ||
03x24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite |
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
04x01 | Working for Caligula | ||
04x02 | Who's Vod Kanockers | ||
04x03 | The Sea is a Harsh Mistress | ||
04x04 | A Pot Smoking Monkey | ||
04x05 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | ||
04x06 | Apologies for the Frivolity | ||
04x07 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | ||
04x08 | Release the Dogs | ||
04x09 | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | ||
04x10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln | ||
04x11 | Walnuts and Demerol | ||
04x12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana | ||
04x13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer | ||
04x14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | ||
04x15 | My Damn Stalker | ||
04x16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too | ||
04x17 | I Merely Slept with a Commie | ||
04x18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville | ||
04x19 | Smooth as a Ken Doll (1) | ||
04x20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (2) | ||
04x21 | Tucked, Taped & Gorgeous | ||
04x22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | ||
04x23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | ||
04x24 | Prostitutes and Gelato |
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
05x01 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | ||
05x02 | Media Room Slash Dungeon | ||
05x03 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | ||
05x04 | City of Great Racks | ||
05x05 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | ||
05x06 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail | ||
05x07 | The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room | ||
05x08 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | ||
05x09 | Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids | ||
05x10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia | ||
05x11 | Meander To Your Dander | ||
05x12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | ||
05x13 | The Soil is Moist | ||
05x14 | Winky-Dink Time | ||
05x15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction | ||
05x16 | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | ||
05x17 | Fish in a Drawer | ||
05x18 | If My Hole Could Talk | ||
05x19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper |
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
06x01 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child | ||
06x02 | Pie Hole, Herb | ||
06x03 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict | ||
06x04 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' | ||
06x05 | A Jock Strap In Hell | ||
06x06 | It's Always Nazi Week | ||
06x07 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy | ||
06x08 | Pinocchio's Mouth | ||
06x09 | The Mooch At The Boo | ||
06x10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | ||
06x11 | The Devil's Lube | ||
06x12 | Thank God for Scoliosis | ||
06x13 | I Think You Offended Don | ||
06x14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | ||
06x15 | I'd Like to Start With the Cat | ||
06x16 | She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime | ||
06x17 | The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? | ||
06x18 | My Son's Enormous Head | ||
06x19 | The Two Finger Rule | ||
06x20 | Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau | ||
06x21 | Above Exalted Cyclops | ||
06x22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | ||
06x23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | ||
06x24 | Baseball with Better Steroids |
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
07x01 | 818-jklpuzo | 22.09.2009 | |
07x02 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation | 29.09.2009 | |
07x03 | Mmm, fish. Yum. | 06.10.2009 | |
07x04 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | 13.10.2009 | |
07x05 | For the Sake of the Child | 20.10.2009 | |
07x06 | Give Me Your Thumb | 03.11.2009 | |
07x07 | Untainted by Filth | 10.11.2009 | |
07x08 | The Moustache Attachment | 17.11.2009 | |
07x09 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | 24.11.2009 | |
07x10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room | 08.12.2009 | |
07x11 | Warning, It's Dirty | 15.12.2009 | |
07x12 | Fart Jokes, Pie And Celeste | 12.01.2010 | |
07x13 | Yay, No Polyps! | 19.01.2010 | |
07x14 | Crude and Uncalled For | 02.02.2010 | |
07x15 | Aye, Aye, Captain | 09.02.2010 | |
07x16 | Tinkle Like a Princess | 02.03.2010 | |
07x17 | I Found Your Moustache | 09.03.2010 | |
07x18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day | 23.03.2010 | |
07x19 | Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave | 13.04.2010 | |
07x20 | I Called Him Magoo | 11.05.2010 | |
07x21 | Gumby with a Pokey | 18.05.2010 | |
07x22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well | 25.05.2010 |
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
08x01 | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | 21.09.2010 | |
08x02 | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | 28.09.2010 | |
08x03 | A Pudding-Filled Cactus | 05.10.2010 | |
08x04 | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers | 12.10.2010 | |
08x05 | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | 19.10.2010 | |
08x06 | Twanging Your Magic Clanger | 26.10.2010 | |
08x07 | The Crazy Bitch Gazette | 02.11.2010 | |
08x08 | Springtime on a Stick | 09.11.2010 | |
08x09 | A Good Time in Central Africa | 16.11.2010 | |
08x10 | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | 23.11.2010 | |
08x11 | Dead from the Waist Down | 07.12.2010 | |
08x12 | Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead | 14.12.2010 | |
08x13 | Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup | 04.01.2011 | |
08x14 | Lookin' for Japanese Subs | 18.01.2011 | |
08x15 | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak | 08.02.2011 | |
08x16 | That Darn Priest | 15.02.2011 |
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
09x01 | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Data dodania: 21.09.2011, 12:57 Ostatnia modyfikacja: 22.09.2011, 16:46 Tłumaczenie: Gessle Korekta: moniuska Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 853 |
20.09.2011 | |
09x02 | People Who Love Peepholes Data dodania: 27.09.2011, 22:48 Ostatnia modyfikacja: 6.10.2011, 10:32 Tłumaczenie: Gessle Korekta: moniuska Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 716 |
27.09.2011 | |
09x03 | Big Girls Don't Throw Food Data dodania: 5.10.2011, 14:20 Ostatnia modyfikacja: 6.10.2011, 10:31 Tłumaczenie: emo9 Korekta: moniuska Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 860 |
04.10.2011 | |
09x04 | Nine Magic Fingers Data dodania: 13.10.2011, 21:56 Ostatnia modyfikacja: 13.10.2011, 23:13 Tłumaczenie: emo9 Korekta: moniuska Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 630 |
11.10.2011 | |
09x05 | Giant Cat Holding Churro Data dodania: 20.10.2011, 03:40 Ostatnia modyfikacja: 20.10.2011, 13:09 Tłumaczenie: emo9 Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 735 |
18.10.2011 | |
09x06 | The Squat and the Hover Data dodania: 25.10.2011, 08:58 Ostatnia modyfikacja: 26.10.2011, 12:46 Tłumaczenie: emo9 Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 733 |
25.10.2011 | |
09x07 | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Data dodania: 3.11.2011, 16:17 Ostatnia modyfikacja: 4.11.2011, 00:04 Tłumaczenie: emo9 Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 640 |
01.11.2011 | |
09x08 | Thanks for the Intercourse Data dodania: 29.11.2011, 09:27 Tłumaczenie: Troll Dad Napisy: Troll Dad Korekta: moniuska Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 497 |
08.11.2011 | |
09x09 | Frodo's Headshots Data dodania: 29.11.2011, 09:28 Tłumaczenie: Troll Dad Napisy: Troll Dad Korekta: moniuska Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 491 |
15.11.2011 | |
09x10 | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Data dodania: 29.11.2011, 09:28 Tłumaczenie: Troll Dad Napisy: Troll Dad Korekta: moniuska Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 576 |
22.11.2011 | |
09x11 | A Lovely Landing Strip Data dodania: 9.12.2011, 23:17 Ostatnia modyfikacja: 13.12.2011, 22:46 Tłumaczenie: Troll Dad Korekta: moniuska Pasujące wydania: Napisy dzięki uprzejmości Pobrań: 787 |
06.12.2011 | |
09x12 | One False Move, Zimbabwe! Data dodania: 16.12.2011, 21:20 Ostatnia modyfikacja: 17.12.2011, 15:50 Tłumaczenie: Troll Dad Napisy: Troll Dad Korekta: moniuska Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 1130 |
13.12.2011 | |
09x13 | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Data dodania: 3.01.2012, 23:02 Ostatnia modyfikacja: 4.01.2012, 13:26 Tłumaczenie: Troll Dad Napisy: Troll Dad Korekta: moniuska Pasujące wydania: Napisy dzięki uprzejmości Pobrań: 700 |
03.01.2012 | |
09x14 | A Possum on Chemo Data dodania: 17.01.2012, 08:54 Ostatnia modyfikacja: 17.01.2012, 23:30 Tłumaczenie: Troll Dad Napisy: Troll Dad Pasujące wydania: Pobrań: 812 |
17.01.2012 | |
09x15 | The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack | 07.02.2012 | |
09x16 | Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy | 14.02.2012 | |
09x17 | Not In My Mouth! | 21.02.2012 | |
09x18 | The War Against Gingivitis | 28.02.2012 | |
09x19 | Palmdale, Ech | 20.03.2012 | |
09x20 | Grandma's Pie | 10.04.2012 | |
09x21 | Mr. Hose Says 'Yes | 17.04.2012 | |
09x22 | Why We Gave Up Women | 01.05.2012 | |
09x23 | The Straw In My Donut Hole | 08.05.2012 | |
09x24 | Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! | 15.05.2012 |
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
10x01 | I Changed My Mind About the Milk | 28.09.2012 | |
10x02 | A Big Bag of Dog | 05.10.2012 | |
10x03 | Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt | 12.10.2012 | |
10x04 | You Know What The Lollipop Is For | 19.10.2012 | |
10x05 | That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam | 26.10.2012 | |
10x06 | Ferrets, Attack | 02.11.2012 | |
10x07 | Avoid the Chinese Mustard | 09.11.2012 | |
10x08 | Something My Gynecologist Said | 16.11.2012 | |
10x09 | I Scream When I Pee | 30.11.2012 | |
10x10 | One Nut Johnson | 07.12.2012 | |
10x11 | Give Santa a Tail-Hole | 14.12.2012 | |
10x12 | Welcome to Alancres | 04.01.2013 | |
10x13 | Grab A Feather And Get In Line | 11.01.2013 | |
10x14 | Run Steven Staven! Run! | 01.02.2013 | |
10x15 | Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It | 08.02.2013 | |
10x16 | Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby | 15.02.2013 | |
10x17 | Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries | 22.02.2013 | |
10x18 | The 9:04 From Pemberton | 08.03.2013 | |
10x19 | Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon | 15.03.2013 | |
10x20 | Bazinga! That's From A TV Show | 05.04.2013 | |
10x21 | Another Night With Neil Diamond | 26.04.2013 | |
10x22 | My Bodacious Vidalia | 03.05.2013 | |
10x23 | Cows, Prepare to be Tipped | 10.05.2013 |
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
11x01 | Nangnangnangnang | 27.09.2013 | |
11x02 | I Think I Banged Lucille Ball | 04.10.2013 | |
11x03 | This Unblessed Biscuit | 11.10.2013 | |
11x04 | Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank | 18.10.2013 | |
11x05 | Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 | 25.10.2013 | |
11x06 | Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants | 08.11.2013 | |
11x07 | Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie | 15.11.2013 | |
11x08 | Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. | 22.11.2013 | |
11x09 | Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer | 06.12.2013 | |
11x10 | On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! | 13.12.2013 | |
11x11 | Tazed in the Lady Nuts | 03.01.2014 | |
11x12 | Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. | 10.01.2014 | |
11x13 | Bite Me, Supreme Court | 31.01.2014 | |
11x14 | Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe | 07.02.2014 | |
11x15 | Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin | 28.02.2014 | |
11x16 | How to Get Rid of Alan Harper | 07.03.2014 | |
11x17 | Welcome Home, Jake | 14.03.2014 | |
11x18 | West Side Story | 04.04.2014 | |
11x19 | Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick | 11.04.2014 | |
11x20 | Lotta Delis in Little Armenia | 25.04.2014 | |
11x21 | Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot | 02.05.2014 | |
11x22 | Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead | 09.05.2014 |
Odcinek | Tytuł odcinka | Oglądalność [mln] | Premiera |
12x01 | The Ol' Mexican Spinach | 10,29 | 31.10.2014 |
12x02 | A Chic Bar In Ibiza | 9,12 | 07.11.2014 |
12x03 | Glamping In A Yurt | 8,75 | 14.11.2014 |
12x04 | Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight | 8,62 | 21.11.2014 |
12x05 | Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. | 6,93 | 28.11.2014 |
12x06 | Alan Shot a Little Girl | 8,10 | 05.12.2014 |
12x07 | Sex With An Animated Ed Asner | 9,30 | 12.12.2014 |
12x08 | Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey | 8,80 | 19.12.2014 |
12x09 | Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey | 10,07 | 09.01.2015 |
12x10 | Here I Come, Pants! | 9,38 | 16.01.2015 |
12x11 | For Whom the Booty Calls | 9,31 | 23.01.2015 |
12x12 | A Beer-Battered Rip-Off | 30.01.2015 | |
12x13 | Boompa Loved His Hookers | 06.02.2015 | |
12x14 | Episode 14 | ||
12x15 | Episode 15 | ||
12x16 | Episode 16 | ||
12x17 | Episode 17 | ||
12x18 | Episode 18 | ||
12x19 | Episode 19 | ||
12x20 | Episode 20 | ||
12x21 | Episode 21 | ||
12x22 | Episode 22 | ||
12x23 | Episode 23 | ||
12x24 | Episode 24 |